While chatting with Kelli the other day about this "goat" situation I had a brilliant thought! I am a GOAT! I am a Capricorn and Capricorns are goats! Well, I cannot be confused with a plain, and frankly UGLY, brown and white farm goat! and I will bet my fellow Capricorns will agree. We have evolved from the plain, cloven-hoofed variety known as "goats" to a more highly developed form known as GOETZ. At first I wanted to be Nanny Goetz, since a female goat is called a "nanny", and Kelli wanted to be my sister Ninny. But with my creative juices flowing and my imagination on overdrive, I was searching for that "special something". A Title, a group of words that flow easily and when seen clearly denote the importance of a person with such a title. Voila! It came to me! My title-slash-alias is now...........Shiksa--Goddess of Goetz
Pretty nice huh? For those of you NOT in the know, a Shiksa is a non-Jewish woman, which would be me. Also, Kelli, even though her birthday is only 2 weeks before mine, is a Sagittarius which is an archer or a centaur. So she is most definitely NOT one of the "goetz".
Well, I believe I have posted more than enough for tonight and certainly given all of you something to think about. I sign off with a line from a song..."think of me, think of me fondly"
Kim
Shiksa--Goddess of Goetz
1 comment:
I am so going to pee my pants! THAT is what our blog should be! Too Funny! Too bad it would not be family friendly to post your young neighbor/owner of the goat on what she knows about goats!
Wow! Since I can't be Ninny! What is a good name for a Centaur/Archer! Suggestions are welcome! Keep them family friendly!
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